“Sammy, did you do a poo?” (I can smell him from the other side of the room)
“No, mama.”
“Are you sure?”
“No, mama!” (Fervent shaking of the head)
“Shall I check?”
Silence. Sammy waddles away to hide, trousers hanging out behind him.
This is the norm with my toddler at the moment, and for that matter with my 4-year old. I’m not talking about the poo, but the lying.
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